CORRINATION STREET IS SHITE!

soaps annoy the fuck out of me! why do people watch them are their lifes so fucking boring they have to get their drama fix from a couple of really bad actors who occasionally have good hair. NO!! FAIL! idiot t.v these people then phone one another and talk about what they've just watched. "ohh jaysus barbra did ye about thon cub his ma guna kill em" "but sure then ronny" "ohhh fuck aye barb ronny sure he kilt whats er face and ate yer tits dorty hure bag" what are they doing like, and like the peopel who watch these shows shout abuse at the actors if they see them down the street. how caught up in that shite do you have to be to genuinely think this show is non fiction. Big brother holy mother of fuck that show! how boring do you have to be to find other peoples general behaviour entertaining? like seriously and these people becoming celebrities it just goes to show that people really are getting thicker i never thought id live in a world where people like jedward can become something to look up to please god kill them KILL THEM NOW!

Zero to Hero

today it caught my attention that im just getting too good at guitar hero i mean not just good, disturbingly good as in "you obviously play that all day.....get a girlfriend" good. Also look how good you are on guitar hero when your stoned like seriously the notes come down soo slow lol so its steve vai in slow mo. Iv noticed alot of things today like how tool are actually amazing and how there is a steam train that goes past my window everyday at the same time. Now i dont know if this train actually is there or is it my imagination like iv been cooped up in here that long i think thers some magical train thats cming to pick me up and take me somewhere better.....:S and john frusciante is very under rated his whole life is epic win! i sat in the book shop today and it seriously is black books, im just expecting to see dylan climbing out of the cupboards with his wine. Also a man said "can i ask you a personal question" i said aye why not and he goes "do you think jesus is real" like does this guy just wait here and spring this question up on people. I obviously replied no cause bahhhhh thats ludicrous he said "jesus is just a call away" and with out thinking i replied "ahh iv no credit man" i didnt even think i just came out with it lmao i frooze waiting for his reaction and he wasnt abit pleased and left lol well you ask me a ridiculous question like that your going to get a ridiculous answer lol i guess the bookshop while stoned tomorrow is off the agenda.

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First blog

My first blog of blogger.com and my first in general. I thought id start one as i always have allot of things rolling round in my head consistently all day so thought it'd be a good thing to write them down and share with people...i think that's what this is for if not please ignore :)

This series of blogs is called "up in smoke" mainly because at the stage i am presently at i spend most of my time smoking weed .... allot! If you had a huge room just filled with cannabis plants and money i could do this everyday for the rest of my life easily it's by far the best past time ever! you just sit back relax and watch stupid shit on youtube and t.v and if you can be bothered hauling yourself down a flight of stairs. drink tea. Tea and digestives that's all the human body needs to live on not all this bollocks with free range shite and "i want my food from the flowing meadows of heaven" it's food eat it and be great full or i shall forever shadow you and make you eat twigs from my garden washed down with blood from a cats face(Vimto) ......a wee bit of a mighty boosh quote there, quite possibly the most head frying show to watch stoned either that or tom green...... there's times i genuinely feel im tripping lol and the people in those videos just casually strolling past not really caring that there's a man dressed as a woman (really badly might i ad), skipping with a load of pig heads on a rope. If i saw that down the street id shit myself call the nearest priest or something. Although there is allot of weird people in Belfast. None more annoying than the small Albanian woman who try and sell you roses WHAT ARE THEY DOING! if i wanted to buy a rose which is quite unlikely ill warn you i will approach you asking for one. And your sob story about your children being malnourished because of the bollocks you buy in lidl! how about you sell your teeth they are clearly made of gold now stop asking me for money for the bus you RIDICULOUS PERSON! if they don't get you with the big issue magazine during the day they will certainly pounce with their abundance of glow sticks and plastic rose's at night/

Thats a nice note to finnish my first blog on please do join me again soon for another update of bollocks :)