My first blog of blogger.com and my first in general. I thought id start one as i always have allot of things rolling round in my head consistently all day so thought it'd be a good thing to write them down and share with people...i think that's what this is for if not please ignore :)
This series of blogs is called "up in smoke" mainly because at the stage i am presently at i spend most of my time smoking weed .... allot! If you had a huge room just filled with cannabis plants and money i could do this everyday for the rest of my life easily it's by far the best past time ever! you just sit back relax and watch stupid shit on youtube and t.v and if you can be bothered hauling yourself down a flight of stairs. drink tea. Tea and digestives that's all the human body needs to live on not all this bollocks with free range shite and "i want my food from the flowing meadows of heaven" it's food eat it and be great full or i shall forever shadow you and make you eat twigs from my garden washed down with blood from a cats face(Vimto) ......a wee bit of a mighty boosh quote there, quite possibly the most head frying show to watch stoned either that or tom green...... there's times i genuinely feel im tripping lol and the people in those videos just casually strolling past not really caring that there's a man dressed as a woman (really badly might i ad), skipping with a load of pig heads on a rope. If i saw that down the street id shit myself call the nearest priest or something. Although there is allot of weird people in Belfast. None more annoying than the small Albanian woman who try and sell you roses WHAT ARE THEY DOING! if i wanted to buy a rose which is quite unlikely ill warn you i will approach you asking for one. And your sob story about your children being malnourished because of the bollocks you buy in lidl! how about you sell your teeth they are clearly made of gold now stop asking me for money for the bus you RIDICULOUS PERSON! if they don't get you with the big issue magazine during the day they will certainly pounce with their abundance of glow sticks and plastic rose's at night/
Thats a nice note to finnish my first blog on please do join me again soon for another update of bollocks :)
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