Goodbye dole........you ruined a year of my life!

So today i got an email from sky broadband telling me i have got the job i applied for. Happy dayss no more dole thank fuck! no more talking to robots behind a glass screen, no more sitting beside scum as they try and get a new fridge. So yea technical support for sky broadband....i know the phrase "have you tried turning your router off and on?" is going to haunt my dreams and i have to be cheery to 300 customers a day how the fuck am i going to do that lol I read my horoscope yesterday which i never do and it said something about a change and it will make a big change to my lifestyle so im starting to believe the other part which read "a visit to a coffee shop with someone may have a passionate outcome so anyone fancy a coffee?