ME FIRST!

Humans are ridiculous! I hate how people take things so seriously now. You can't have a laugh without someone interrupting questioning your grammar. What is this whole mentality that everyone has that  puts them on a high horse to look down and analyse someone's every move?. Bollocks!!! ans this whole mentality everyone has of "OH ME FIRST!" nothing or no one matters but number one. people don't care about the other person's plans they'll show up 3 hours late. people don't care if you move away from home and won't bother getting a fucking bus to come see you That is no way to view the world.People need to see it from the other side, the other perspective. If you don't listen to people your putting your voice higher than them. Stop fucking scrutinising what people do or say and except it as there personal choice. Stop ruining people enjoyment in things and let them do what they want, if you don't have nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all if you don't agree with it keep it to yourself. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

p.s i checked my grammar before posting just to keep you all so very happy :)

Our Mary

Typical awl doll........

"Sure are c'mon here florri and settle yer self down, fuck iv a cuppa tay on the go with a lemon drizzle cake" "ahh fuck me pink janice you'd swear the dribble guna swayy aff ye" "ack now florri do ye dont know i love me drizzle cakes now. fuck look at us talking here like a pair of awl nuts when corri is bout to come on" "ahhh ye stoel the words out me mout ye dorty bitch ill go get the bicky tin" 

*Half way into the show*

"Here did ye hear about thon cub up the road ther" "naww what happend?" "his mammy was tellin our mary the other day ther he'd crashed es cccchar into a hedge-bush" "ack fuck thts terrible, her only having te wein nall now this....ack god help er..must pop round with a coupla bickies cheer er up" 

*End of soap*

"ahh well ill love ye n leave ye sure, ronny will be looking his tea ready for em" "ahh aye tats alright ill see ye round sure bout asda's or sumfin" "ack fuck ayee ill be in buying the com-doms ronny is gettin a while appetite for my minge lately" "ack fuck sure if only our david was as good"

They both laugh and part ways 

Goodbye dole........you ruined a year of my life!

So today i got an email from sky broadband telling me i have got the job i applied for. Happy dayss no more dole thank fuck! no more talking to robots behind a glass screen, no more sitting beside scum as they try and get a new fridge. So yea technical support for sky broadband....i know the phrase "have you tried turning your router off and on?" is going to haunt my dreams and i have to be cheery to 300 customers a day how the fuck am i going to do that lol I read my horoscope yesterday which i never do and it said something about a change and it will make a big change to my lifestyle so im starting to believe the other part which read "a visit to a coffee shop with someone may have a passionate outcome so anyone fancy a coffee?

CORRINATION STREET IS SHITE!

soaps annoy the fuck out of me! why do people watch them are their lifes so fucking boring they have to get their drama fix from a couple of really bad actors who occasionally have good hair. NO!! FAIL! idiot t.v these people then phone one another and talk about what they've just watched. "ohh jaysus barbra did ye about thon cub his ma guna kill em" "but sure then ronny" "ohhh fuck aye barb ronny sure he kilt whats er face and ate yer tits dorty hure bag" what are they doing like, and like the peopel who watch these shows shout abuse at the actors if they see them down the street. how caught up in that shite do you have to be to genuinely think this show is non fiction. Big brother holy mother of fuck that show! how boring do you have to be to find other peoples general behaviour entertaining? like seriously and these people becoming celebrities it just goes to show that people really are getting thicker i never thought id live in a world where people like jedward can become something to look up to please god kill them KILL THEM NOW!

Zero to Hero

today it caught my attention that im just getting too good at guitar hero i mean not just good, disturbingly good as in "you obviously play that all day.....get a girlfriend" good. Also look how good you are on guitar hero when your stoned like seriously the notes come down soo slow lol so its steve vai in slow mo. Iv noticed alot of things today like how tool are actually amazing and how there is a steam train that goes past my window everyday at the same time. Now i dont know if this train actually is there or is it my imagination like iv been cooped up in here that long i think thers some magical train thats cming to pick me up and take me somewhere better.....:S and john frusciante is very under rated his whole life is epic win! i sat in the book shop today and it seriously is black books, im just expecting to see dylan climbing out of the cupboards with his wine. Also a man said "can i ask you a personal question" i said aye why not and he goes "do you think jesus is real" like does this guy just wait here and spring this question up on people. I obviously replied no cause bahhhhh thats ludicrous he said "jesus is just a call away" and with out thinking i replied "ahh iv no credit man" i didnt even think i just came out with it lmao i frooze waiting for his reaction and he wasnt abit pleased and left lol well you ask me a ridiculous question like that your going to get a ridiculous answer lol i guess the bookshop while stoned tomorrow is off the agenda.

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TEA!

First blog

My first blog of blogger.com and my first in general. I thought id start one as i always have allot of things rolling round in my head consistently all day so thought it'd be a good thing to write them down and share with people...i think that's what this is for if not please ignore :)

This series of blogs is called "up in smoke" mainly because at the stage i am presently at i spend most of my time smoking weed .... allot! If you had a huge room just filled with cannabis plants and money i could do this everyday for the rest of my life easily it's by far the best past time ever! you just sit back relax and watch stupid shit on youtube and t.v and if you can be bothered hauling yourself down a flight of stairs. drink tea. Tea and digestives that's all the human body needs to live on not all this bollocks with free range shite and "i want my food from the flowing meadows of heaven" it's food eat it and be great full or i shall forever shadow you and make you eat twigs from my garden washed down with blood from a cats face(Vimto) ......a wee bit of a mighty boosh quote there, quite possibly the most head frying show to watch stoned either that or tom green...... there's times i genuinely feel im tripping lol and the people in those videos just casually strolling past not really caring that there's a man dressed as a woman (really badly might i ad), skipping with a load of pig heads on a rope. If i saw that down the street id shit myself call the nearest priest or something. Although there is allot of weird people in Belfast. None more annoying than the small Albanian woman who try and sell you roses WHAT ARE THEY DOING! if i wanted to buy a rose which is quite unlikely ill warn you i will approach you asking for one. And your sob story about your children being malnourished because of the bollocks you buy in lidl! how about you sell your teeth they are clearly made of gold now stop asking me for money for the bus you RIDICULOUS PERSON! if they don't get you with the big issue magazine during the day they will certainly pounce with their abundance of glow sticks and plastic rose's at night/

Thats a nice note to finnish my first blog on please do join me again soon for another update of bollocks :)