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i see live as one living breathing being now. its like iv had a huge eureka moment and realised everything about the world in one go.
My first expierience of acid. maybe once is enough to solve this mistery
 the universe has lent you its key into the far reaches of consiousness for a brief peiod of time. if we indulge further heads would surely melt.

nature has quirky little things it has thrown into the mix like this cute like duck. such a simple creature and a creature we dont see for itself has become this art form in itself
nature expressing itself its its own beautiful way. who are we to question it...these things are beautiful let us be thankfull and stop putting it down to who made it and when
its beautiful and thats what it is in itself.

this picture is very powerfull when examined...if we can live and breath as individuals, as collectives we can change the world

first time on acid.....its reviled myself to me, now im ok with me errors.

Dumbo crows moving through space and time

                                                                  Salvia inspired art  

Salvia divinorum- Salvia is a strong intense herb which is native to the clouds forests of Mexico the Mazatak Indians use it for religious and for ritual practise i use it to explore the outer reaches of consciousness. Here are some of the effects :

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Past memories, such as revisiting places from childhood memory
• Sensations of motion, or being pulled or twisted by forces
• Visions of membranes, films and various two-dimensional surfaces
• Merging with or becoming objects
• Overlapping realities, such as the perception of being in several locations at once

There also may be synesthetic experiences.^[77] Glossolalia (speaking in tongues) has been reported by Reason.^[72]

A survey of salvia users found that 38% described the effects as unique in comparison to other methods of altering consciousness. 23% said the effects were like yoga, meditation or trance.^[78]

So today me n a couple of mates where down town and thought we'd get some salvia, so went to base division got a wack of it and went home. Filled a bowl of it with a lump of grass in a bucket....and holy fuck i was cabbaged lol my trip was intence, I looked at a painting on the wall and all the paint flowed out like water and paited the room in seconds, me mates where painted the same way and every thing was really jittery. Each jitter was a live feed from this universe but a parallel one aswell that was lagging by a few seconds. I looked at my hands and they were huge paws like a lions and i felt like i had fur so i only assumed i was a painted cartoon lion. The style of painting was very unique it was 2D but painted to look 3D and very much like the cartoons from bed knobs and broomsticks with the vivid colours from dumbo very interesting. I tried to google a few photos to see if i could find a match and i got close enough. Iv attached a photo that i found which was abit creepy when i saw it, Its nearly the image i saw that started to fill in the room it stared off pouring out of the wall like water and just painted everything so quickly, and as soon as the room was painted i was in away from my own body in that universe and into this weird parallel one where everything had reverse rolls and where painted.

 When i was coming down from that trip i took another hit of weed and another hit of salvia and away i went again. I sat on me mates bed and it turned into this..the bed was the side of a cliff and me n him wer in this mad patchwork quilt world and looking down at the floor it seemed miles away. I couldn't even feel my feet so it just felt like my legs were floating above this huge gorge in the floor and what ever way the rug was lying it  looked like a ploughed field which went on for miles and miles into the distance. Once concentrated on the field i noticed the scene from dumbo was being played out only in miniature. So there was the train with the face and dumbo and those weird crows. I then  what i could only describe as "warped" into the scene and became the steam train and my mate was the crow. We where speeding down this long track everything woshing past in a blur. I was killing myself laughing at this stage which was strange cause i had a sense of consciousness almost looking at my self back in the room slowly moving towards my body, the only thing that split this between reality and tripping was i was standing on what looked liek space...i could see nebulas and stars this was fucking unreal i just got a big sense of peace and tranquillity my breath was so slow it felt merely a pulse just beating around me. as soon as i had reached my body i  was back in the room. My mate was still kinda tripping and i just said "WOW" and that was it lol     I think this was a proper out of body experience i could only describe it as that was just amazing...Its not like tripping on shrooms its an experience in it self and has its own unique mentalness lol These two separate trips seemed hours if not days long and it was only 10-20 minutes. We carnt work out how it was so intense because my mate had taken it and i had taken it and it was never that intense, its either the fact we took alot of weed with it or that's its just good salvia lol we will never know but TRY IT!

                                                                

                                               The scene from dumbo i saw and took part in              

The crow my mate turned into 

to give you an idea what the first trip looked like with the painting. That is how it started off and the                universe that i was in poured out from the wall

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Today was a day........

Stoned in work waterfalls and kinder eggs the little things that make a real difference

Today on the train to work i got angry at iphone users. What the actual fuck are they, they are actually a different species(sam is excluded lol) but these people try and glue it to there forehead so every one in a 20ft radius that they have an iphone...do they actually realise that iphones are terrible and are mere glitter, stupid glitter no need for er shes a Christmas tree leave thon closed! and a saw a man with his belly in a swing and i thought "good god mobility scooters now this!?" one too many tato will put your belly in a swing iphones and bellies combined make  blackberry WHAT DO THESE WORDS MEAN! fukin top shop what is the point in bothering you pancreas! people thinking they are artists as soon as they pick up a camera FOOLS! lets take a picture of something thats already good and take all the credit!? FAIL! trying to be cool FAIL Topshop FAIL The whole "look at me i have hair and some shoes and go to concerts therefore im cool" mentality FAIL you people!! BAHHHHHHHH!

Les fucking denis

So today i was smoking and decided to watch some children's TV . WTF! seriously the age of rugrats and crazy fun house are gone. There actually a show presented by les dennis, theres a bunch of kids with les dennis living in a shoe box owned by some wierd ass giant thing thats calls them all munchies, and they havr to win a series of games to get their freedom and he asks them to throw cabbages into his mouth on a catapult.......what the actual fuck is that!? his shirt is also disturbing and those shoes arnt fooling anyone. Why have they made a game show out of this? it shows how TV has regressed over the years, one day you watch people race round a lethal massive playground then you watch as les dennis kidnaps a bunch of kids and brings them to a shoe bunch owned by a giant....this is just wrong lol and has anyone actually seen those adverts that bbc has made ther amazing lol plug 'n' pong a plug in air freshener thats shaped like an ass that woffs out sour milk, manure and rotten veg lmao wtf every hour   it lets out a "silent but deadly" fragrance. this is just too much

ME FIRST!

Humans are ridiculous! I hate how people take things so seriously now. You can't have a laugh without someone interrupting questioning your grammar. What is this whole mentality that everyone has that  puts them on a high horse to look down and analyse someone's every move?. Bollocks!!! ans this whole mentality everyone has of "OH ME FIRST!" nothing or no one matters but number one. people don't care about the other person's plans they'll show up 3 hours late. people don't care if you move away from home and won't bother getting a fucking bus to come see you That is no way to view the world.People need to see it from the other side, the other perspective. If you don't listen to people your putting your voice higher than them. Stop fucking scrutinising what people do or say and except it as there personal choice. Stop ruining people enjoyment in things and let them do what they want, if you don't have nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all if you don't agree with it keep it to yourself. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

p.s i checked my grammar before posting just to keep you all so very happy :)

Our Mary

Typical awl doll........

"Sure are c'mon here florri and settle yer self down, fuck iv a cuppa tay on the go with a lemon drizzle cake" "ahh fuck me pink janice you'd swear the dribble guna swayy aff ye" "ack now florri do ye dont know i love me drizzle cakes now. fuck look at us talking here like a pair of awl nuts when corri is bout to come on" "ahhh ye stoel the words out me mout ye dorty bitch ill go get the bicky tin" 

*Half way into the show*

"Here did ye hear about thon cub up the road ther" "naww what happend?" "his mammy was tellin our mary the other day ther he'd crashed es cccchar into a hedge-bush" "ack fuck thts terrible, her only having te wein nall now this....ack god help er..must pop round with a coupla bickies cheer er up" 

*End of soap*

"ahh well ill love ye n leave ye sure, ronny will be looking his tea ready for em" "ahh aye tats alright ill see ye round sure bout asda's or sumfin" "ack fuck ayee ill be in buying the com-doms ronny is gettin a while appetite for my minge lately" "ack fuck sure if only our david was as good"

They both laugh and part ways 

Goodbye dole........you ruined a year of my life!

So today i got an email from sky broadband telling me i have got the job i applied for. Happy dayss no more dole thank fuck! no more talking to robots behind a glass screen, no more sitting beside scum as they try and get a new fridge. So yea technical support for sky broadband....i know the phrase "have you tried turning your router off and on?" is going to haunt my dreams and i have to be cheery to 300 customers a day how the fuck am i going to do that lol I read my horoscope yesterday which i never do and it said something about a change and it will make a big change to my lifestyle so im starting to believe the other part which read "a visit to a coffee shop with someone may have a passionate outcome so anyone fancy a coffee?

CORRINATION STREET IS SHITE!

soaps annoy the fuck out of me! why do people watch them are their lifes so fucking boring they have to get their drama fix from a couple of really bad actors who occasionally have good hair. NO!! FAIL! idiot t.v these people then phone one another and talk about what they've just watched. "ohh jaysus barbra did ye about thon cub his ma guna kill em" "but sure then ronny" "ohhh fuck aye barb ronny sure he kilt whats er face and ate yer tits dorty hure bag" what are they doing like, and like the peopel who watch these shows shout abuse at the actors if they see them down the street. how caught up in that shite do you have to be to genuinely think this show is non fiction. Big brother holy mother of fuck that show! how boring do you have to be to find other peoples general behaviour entertaining? like seriously and these people becoming celebrities it just goes to show that people really are getting thicker i never thought id live in a world where people like jedward can become something to look up to please god kill them KILL THEM NOW!

Zero to Hero

today it caught my attention that im just getting too good at guitar hero i mean not just good, disturbingly good as in "you obviously play that all day.....get a girlfriend" good. Also look how good you are on guitar hero when your stoned like seriously the notes come down soo slow lol so its steve vai in slow mo. Iv noticed alot of things today like how tool are actually amazing and how there is a steam train that goes past my window everyday at the same time. Now i dont know if this train actually is there or is it my imagination like iv been cooped up in here that long i think thers some magical train thats cming to pick me up and take me somewhere better.....:S and john frusciante is very under rated his whole life is epic win! i sat in the book shop today and it seriously is black books, im just expecting to see dylan climbing out of the cupboards with his wine. Also a man said "can i ask you a personal question" i said aye why not and he goes "do you think jesus is real" like does this guy just wait here and spring this question up on people. I obviously replied no cause bahhhhh thats ludicrous he said "jesus is just a call away" and with out thinking i replied "ahh iv no credit man" i didnt even think i just came out with it lmao i frooze waiting for his reaction and he wasnt abit pleased and left lol well you ask me a ridiculous question like that your going to get a ridiculous answer lol i guess the bookshop while stoned tomorrow is off the agenda.

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First blog

My first blog of blogger.com and my first in general. I thought id start one as i always have allot of things rolling round in my head consistently all day so thought it'd be a good thing to write them down and share with people...i think that's what this is for if not please ignore :)

This series of blogs is called "up in smoke" mainly because at the stage i am presently at i spend most of my time smoking weed .... allot! If you had a huge room just filled with cannabis plants and money i could do this everyday for the rest of my life easily it's by far the best past time ever! you just sit back relax and watch stupid shit on youtube and t.v and if you can be bothered hauling yourself down a flight of stairs. drink tea. Tea and digestives that's all the human body needs to live on not all this bollocks with free range shite and "i want my food from the flowing meadows of heaven" it's food eat it and be great full or i shall forever shadow you and make you eat twigs from my garden washed down with blood from a cats face(Vimto) ......a wee bit of a mighty boosh quote there, quite possibly the most head frying show to watch stoned either that or tom green...... there's times i genuinely feel im tripping lol and the people in those videos just casually strolling past not really caring that there's a man dressed as a woman (really badly might i ad), skipping with a load of pig heads on a rope. If i saw that down the street id shit myself call the nearest priest or something. Although there is allot of weird people in Belfast. None more annoying than the small Albanian woman who try and sell you roses WHAT ARE THEY DOING! if i wanted to buy a rose which is quite unlikely ill warn you i will approach you asking for one. And your sob story about your children being malnourished because of the bollocks you buy in lidl! how about you sell your teeth they are clearly made of gold now stop asking me for money for the bus you RIDICULOUS PERSON! if they don't get you with the big issue magazine during the day they will certainly pounce with their abundance of glow sticks and plastic rose's at night/

Thats a nice note to finnish my first blog on please do join me again soon for another update of bollocks :)